HODL-Your-Pants

$73.28 CAD

These ultra-comfy, blockchain-inspired sweatpants are perfect for lounging while you watch your portfolio go "to the moon" or "to the basement." Featuring a bold HODL logo on one leg and a discreet "Don't Panic, Just Buy the Dip" embroidered on the waistband, these pants are the perfect blend of meme culture and market resilience. With extra-deep pockets (for all your imaginary gains) and a drawstring that symbolizes the volatility of the market, you'll stay cozy whether you're bullish, bearish, or just in it for the vibes.

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  • Midweight Fleece - 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester
  • Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Tapered fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.