Trader’s Coffee & Chaos Hoodie
For those sleepless mornings and nail-biting trading sessions, the Trader’s Coffee & Chaos Hoodie has your back (literally). Featuring a hilariously frazzled trader, ticking clocks, and the brutally honest truth: coffee helps, but anxiety remains. This cozy hoodie is perfect for layering up while waiting for those market moves—or just hiding from reality after a bad trade. Comfy enough for couch trading, stylish enough for a coffee run, and relatable enough for every trader out there. ☕📉📈
More details
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HODLING | Crypto & Stock trading Merchandise
- Email: contact@support.hodling.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.