TradeSnuggler 3000
Tired of stressful market swings? Hug it out with the TradeSnuggler 3000™—the ultimate trading companion! This plush, oversized pillow comes complete with "Buy" and "Sell" embroidered on each side, so you can dramatically flip it when making tough decisions. Need a break from market volatility? Its built-in stress-squeezer core is perfect for squeezing when the market squeezes you! Comes in three sizes: Day Trader, Swing Trader, and HODL Master. Hug your losses away or cradle your gains—because every trader deserves a soft landing!
More details
- 100% pre-shrunk polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
- Machine-washable case
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HODLING | Crypto & Stock trading Merchandise | Bitcoin & Meme Merch
- Email: contact@support.hodling.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Serial No. 611P
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
