Stock Snoozer
The Stock Snoozer is the ultimate pillow for aspiring moguls and market mavens. Shaped like a stock graph with peaks and troughs, this plush pillow features a "Buy Low, Sleep High" motto embroidered in gold thread. Perfect for resting your head after a long day of bullish dreams and bearish realities, it even comes with a tiny hidden pocket to stash your emergency trading notes—or a snack for those midnight margin calls.
More details
- 100% pre-shrunk polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
- Machine-washable case
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HODLING | Crypto & Stock trading Merchandise
- Email: contact@support.hodling.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Stock Snoozer Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
18″×18″
|
17.72
|
17.72
|
4.92
|
15.35
|
|
20″×12″
|
19.69
|
11.81
|
4.92
|
16.93
|
|
22″×22″
|
225
|
225
|
6.1
|
18.9
|
