



Trader's Life Cycle Tee
This hilarious and relatable t-shirt for day traders simplifies life into three steps: Buy. Sell. Repeat. Perfect for anyone whose mornings start with candlestick charts and end with dreams of Lambos (or ramen, depending on the market). Sleek metallic font says, "I mean business," while the message screams, "I haven't slept since the last dip." Ideal for casual wear, trading meetups, or reminding yourself why coffee exists. ☕📈💸
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HODLING | Crypto & Stock trading Merchandise
- Email: contact@support.hodling.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Trader's Life Cycle Tee Size Guide

Size label | A | B |
---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|