
TradeSnuggler 3000
Tired of stressful market swings? Hug it out with the TradeSnuggler 3000™—the ultimate trading companion! This plush, oversized pillow comes complete with "Buy" and "Sell" embroidered on each side, so you can dramatically flip it when making tough decisions. Need a break from market volatility? Its built-in stress-squeezer core is perfect for squeezing when the market squeezes you! Comes in three sizes: Day Trader, Swing Trader, and HODL Master. Hug your losses away or cradle your gains—because every trader deserves a soft landing!
More details
- 100% pre-shrunk polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
- Machine-washable case
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HODLING | Crypto & Stock trading Merchandise
- Email: contact@support.hodling.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
TradeSnuggler 3000 Size Guide

Size label | A | B | C | D |
---|---|---|---|---|
18″×18″
|
17.72
|
17.72
|
4.92
|
15.35
|
20″×12″
|
19.69
|
11.81
|
4.92
|
16.93
|
22″×22″
|
225
|
225
|
6.1
|
18.9
|