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Wolf of the Blockchain Tee
Wolf of the Blockchain Tee
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Cold wallet. Hot style. Zero regrets. The Wolf of the Blockchain Tee is made for crypto legends who buy the dip, ignore the FUD, and howl at green candles like it’s a full moon on Wall Street.
Featuring a slick wolf rocking sunglasses, gold Bitcoin chains, and full alpha energy, this funny crypto t-shirt screams “financially irresponsible, but confidently so.” Whether you’re trading meme coins at 3AM, HODLing through chaos, or explaining blockchain to people who didn’t ask, this shirt keeps your drip bullish.
Perfect for Bitcoin holders, crypto traders, NFT collectors, gaming streamers, and anyone whose portfolio is powered by caffeine and hopium.
Wear it to the gym, crypto conferences, gaming nights, or while refreshing charts every 12 seconds pretending you’re “long-term investing.”
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Classic fit
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
- 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
- Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 7.48 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |
