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Profit Possum “Too Rich to Care” Tee
Profit Possum “Too Rich to Care” Tee
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Zero fear. Maximum chaos. The Profit Possum “Too Rich to Care” Tee is the ultimate funny crypto t-shirt for degens, meme coin gamblers, and traders who somehow survive every market crash with a smile. Featuring a hilariously overconfident cyberpunk possum rocking oversized shades and gold-chain energy, this shirt radiates pure “accidentally became profitable” vibes.
Whether you’re aping into questionable altcoins at midnight, surviving on instant noodles until the next bull run, or confidently saying “this is healthy price action” during total market collapse, this t-shirt perfectly captures the spirit of internet finance culture.
Loud, absurd, and impossible to ignore, this design is perfect for crypto traders, NFT collectors, gamers, meme lords, and anyone financially powered by caffeine and hopium.
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Classic fit
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
- 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
- Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 7.48 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |
