Trader's Life Cycle Tee

This hilarious and relatable t-shirt for day traders simplifies life into three steps: Buy. Sell. Repeat. Perfect for anyone whose mornings start with candlestick charts and end with dreams of Lambos (or ramen, depending on the market). Sleek metallic font says, "I mean business," while the message screams, "I haven't slept since the last dip." Ideal for casual wear, trading meetups, or reminding yourself why coffee exists. ☕📈💸

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Classic fit
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
• 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
  
• Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
  

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	6.22 inch
M	28.98 inch	20 inch	6.5 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	6.97 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.24 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	7.48 inch
3XL	32.99 inch	27.99 inch	7.72 inch
4XL	33.98 inch	30 inch	7.99 inch
5XL	35 inch	31.97 inch	8.46 inch